Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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