I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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