God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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