I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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