we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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