He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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