just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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