It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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