There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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