I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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