I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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