we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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