i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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