Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
they need to just BURY HIM!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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