So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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