your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
did i walk over a car last night?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Still dying that you shit outside
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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