so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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