ya dads aren't the best wingmen
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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