wat bout pragnant strippers??
its not stalking. its research.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The struggles of a small town man whore
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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