But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think a kid would responsible me up
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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