so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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