Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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