I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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