I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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