I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Randomize
