just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This toilet bowl is my home.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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