Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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