we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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