like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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