if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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