I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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