we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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