She's JV to your varsity
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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