we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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