Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
from now on my penis is your penis
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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