Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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