There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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