Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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