i think my mom watched the whole time
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
