Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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