handjob tips. give me some.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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