Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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