So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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