we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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