butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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