I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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