is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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