i think i have herpe
just one?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
