This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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