quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Mom said you looked used
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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