If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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